Monday 15 February 2016

I'm Actually Your Grandma

I'm actually your grandma.

I listen to old vinyl that smells like must and your second grade report on water cycles that's hiding in your Mom's attic.

I like to crochet, alot. It's kind of weird but I've gotten a few scarves out of the process so it's chill.

I have way too many cardigans hidden in my drawers and closet. (Shoulders were made to be covered)

I have an affinity for mail.

I have an actual tea collection, which admittedly I'm somewhat proud of. Pomegranate infusion anyone?

Nuff said. I'll be baking you cookies and subtly probing at your relationship status from now until our next family gathering.

Love,

Granny M